That Dynamic neighbor

Based on awful truth

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This post is completely dedicated to all kind humans happened in My life,residing my next door.(your wild guess is absolutely correct)Its impossible to guess the behavior of these neighbors ,they are more like weather forecast in olden days(nowadays its super accurate).According to my observation ,I've categorized 7 types of neighbors.

Type 1: India - Pakistan Neighbor

The only person who adds entertainment to your life in Monday morning.Though there is a cold war between your family and theirs ,you always feel attracted towards the daughter of  that yelling,soft hearten man(coffin dance in background) Its too hard to forget the face of him which was ferocious,eagle eye sight adjusting his specs.

Type 2: Pride of the Nation (NRI)

Those NRI returns are the one who used yell at their cable provide for poor picture quality and explains to the other neighbor that "In America, the picture quality used to be as clear as Coovum river in Chennai,You know?".The best part about having this kind of neighbor is you get chocolates and axe oil for every trips they go.

Type 3: The die hard supporter

This person plays a important role in NRI return's life ,they are the only person who stands with them ,no matter what."Yes mam" was their only dialogue.

Type 4 : Giraffe neck,nose of dog

The neighbor who concern that their neighbors life is more important than theirs.The are high experienced chef who can predict the dish of neighbors just by neck of theirs as long as giraffe's.

Type 5: Scanner

The neighbor who can scan and tell the brands of accessories who were wearing in no time ,and often copies the styles of NRI return's .This person never misses any functions .Honestly speaking she is the super model and trend setter of the whole street.

Type 6: CCTV

The house of this neighbor is the first in the row.The only person who is keen on arrival and departure of everyone in street.

TYPE 7: Gossip queen

All conspiracy theories ,holly wood filmmakers under a single roof can be seen in this family.Their neural connections are bonded in a such way to create a story out of thin air.This neighbor is filled with brand new content than me in their mind.Also their rumor spreading speed is way faster than speed of light.I think members of this family is responsible for fake messages in whatsapp.

I have been in 4 rented houses and finally my parents bought a new house but still not a single neighbor was good enough.If you enjoyed this post try following up by email for instant notification.Also do comment the type of your neighbor.